Dartmouth Songs

Here in the DUMB, we pride ourselves on being really funny. Here's the complete collection of all our clever, clever songs:

[note: these really are the Dartmouth Band's songs, it's not part of our parody]


The Alma Mater (with interpretation)

Dear old Dartmouth, give a rouse		(We originally wanted
For the College on a hill,			to write this in limerick,
For the Lone Pine above her,			but there we some
And the loyal ones who love her.		difficulties when we ran
Give a rouse, give a rouse, with a will!	out of words ending in -ill.)
For the sons of old Dartmouth,
For the daughters of Dartmouth.			(Our alums look for jobs all over
Though 'round the girdled Earth they roam,	but they just can't find 'em because
Her spell on them remains.			of the school on their diplomas.)
They have the still North in their hearts,
The hill winds in their veins,			(Frostbite takes a long time to heal.)		
And the granite of New Hampshire
In their muscles and their brains.		(Oh man, this says it all.)
And the granite of New Hampshire
In their muscles and their brains.		(That was worth repeating.)

The Cornell Song (note the biting social commentary and relevance to Cornell)
Flush the toilets Flush the toilets Flush them all to hell Forty thousand sons of bitches call themselves Cornell The Yale Song (they really sing this)
To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale To Hell With Yale