Join the Band!
So, you want to join the DUMB, huh? We're always glad to have new faces around. As you may know, we're a bit unorthodox, as typical marching bands go, so that means that we're very flexible in our instrumentation. So it really doesn't matter what you play, as long as you're not funny in the least, don't mind dorky-looking uniforms, and practice animal husbandry.
But wait, you say, I don't play anything! Not a problem.... we can always find something for you to blow, bang, or beat. Half of our drum section had never played an instrument before joining the DUMB. [note: I'm not making this up, it says so on the real Dartmouth page, too]