Chris Hodgson to Emily Copeland: "Just
close your eyes and stick it in your mouth"
Ben Sweetser: "You don't rub hard enough!"
Ben Sweetser: "Oh, now it's up there, see, you needed to rub harder."
Jen Peters (5 mins later): "And it's still up there!!!"
Ben Sweetser: "You're not going to get it to stay up there like that."
Dave Coleman: "Will you have sex with me?"
Colin Dean to Dan Kempf: " Push in, pull out, push in, pull out!"
Ben Sweetser: "New York's a great place to get some"
Rena Chicklas to Karen Thickman: "Mike Brewer helped me reach orgasm last night..." [true story]
Lori 'Warm up the band!' Buono: "Let me get my pants off, then we can go have sex."
Tuni Bergey to Jeff Bogue: "Take your pants off and let's have sex."
Dave Coleman to Karen Thickman: "Well, mine was short, not as long as Sclove's, but hey, I make up for in intensity what I lack in size"
Max Culpepper to alumni and directorate: "We can all head over to Karen's bedroom and have sex with her."
Dan Kempf to Karen Wenner: "Don't tempt me, I can have sex all night!"
Mike Brewer to Ben Sweetser: "I like having sex."
Tim McCann to Tony Field: "I showed Jackie my schlong..."
Michelle Gregg to Rob Puckett: "Fellatio? Sure, what the heck."
Curt Dozier to Rebecca Chandler: "So can we get naked tonight or what?"
Rusty Young to Tiffany Downing: "Will
you rub K-Y all over me?"
Tiffany replied: "No"
Rusty replied: "I'll have sex with you".
She walked away.
Adam Weinstein to Tim Redl: "We'll use yours, unless you go to my room and think my handcuffs and bullwhip are better."
Marc Sikkes to Karen Thickman: "I like exploring and looking for new and more ticklish places, such as the inner thigh."
Dan Kempf to Show Co.: "I have a huge erection right now."
Karen Wenner to Band: "Couldn't you think of a better thing to have your leg covered in? Like semen?"
Bill Congdon: "I have a blue testicle."
Dave Markham to Tony Field: "Lauren's quiet, but equally impressive. For example, check out her ass."
Keith Broughton to
Lori Buono: "Do you
Dan Kempf: "I wonder who would have sex with me."
Jen Gagne to Adam Mirick: "I'm not stopping anytime soon. I can bop on your schmeckel 'till dawn."
Jeff Bogue: "I guess I'll just strip and get into bed with Dave. Got any vaseline?"
Adam Mirick: "I'm easy to please, all it takes is heat bandages."
"Your penis is not hard enough!"
- Karen Wenner
"I grease my penis up and I shove it in even harder" - Dave Coleman
"I want you to hurt me and bite me and make me suffer and have sex with me"
- Our Director, Max Culpepper
"I like having sex!"
- Neesha Ramchandani
"I don't care what you do with your penis, just as long as it doesn't fall down"
- Karen Thickman to Mark Landis
"I guess I'm sitting in the right position to have sex"
- Karen Thickman to Jen Peters
"'Cause I just can't fit this whole penis in my mouth. Crap, I was performing so well."
- Josh Marks
"You have to have sex with just the bottom part."
- Neesha Ramchandani
"14 inches of penis - you must be proud" and
"And I love every inch of your penis!"
- Jen Gagne
"My penis was long, hot, wet, and fun"
- Rusty Young
"I like sex short and painful"
- Tim Redl
"I don't know what's in my penis. It feels good when I bite it, and it tastes like real meat."
- Glen Frank
"No, have sex with her."
- Sal Spataro
"No, he has sex with ME."
- Sal Spataro
"I don't want to have sex well, because I can't do it loudly"
- Mark Wenzel
"We have to go 3 yards in to really have sex."
- Adam Weinstein
"That's why my lips hurt so much. It's all this sex I've been having."
- Jen Peters
That's all for now! Hope you enjoyed it.